because I was off my nut and fell down a flight of stairs').

Do you think it's broken?') and equally wacky answers ('This question isn't as stupid as it sounds, 'cos I once broke my tibia my shinbone and I didn't realize it. Half of the book features wacky medical questions ('I crushed my finger between two heavy steel pipes: now it's swollen and black. Ozzy's memory of events between 1968 and the present are not entirely reliable.' But Ozzy writes like the charming, avuncular Muppet-style goofball he displayed in his 2002 2005 reality show The Osbournes. This highly entertaining and often enlightening (really!) collection of the best q&as from Osbourne's (I Am Ozzy) popular weekly advice column in the Sunday Times (and sometimes in Rolling Stone) is based on Ozzy's notoriously excessive lifestyle as lead singer of metal legend Black Sabbath the book's disclaimer reads: 'Dr. Ozzy will include some of the best material from his published columns, answers to celebrities' medical questions, charts, sidebars, and more.

Part humor, part memoir, and part bad advice, Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy, Ozzy answers reader's questions with his outrageous wit and surprising wisdom, digging deep into his past to tell the memoir-style survival stories never published before-and offer guidance that no sane human being should follow. The column was an overnight hit, being quickly picked up by Rolling Stone to give it a global audience of millions. The newpaper argued that Ozzy's mutliple near-death experiences, 40-year history of drug abuse, and extreme hypocondria qualified him more than any other for the job. The procedure was in part sponsored by The Sunday Times of London, which had already caused an international fururoe by appointing Ozzy Osbourne its star health advice columnist.

The 'Full Ozzy Genome' contained variants that scientists had never before encountered and the findings were presented at the prestigious TEDMED Conference in San Diego-making headlines around the world. It was a highly complex, $65,000 process, but the results were conclusive: Ozzy is a genetic anomaly. Wondering if science could explain how he survived his 40-year avalanche of drugs and alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne became one of a handful of people in the world to have his entire DNA mapped in 2010.

Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy by Ozzy Osbourne